SuperWolf crossover » Stiles has learnt many things as the sheriff’s son, but being sneaky is not one of them.
“Stiles. What are you doing?" "Oh, h-hey, Dad! Fancy meeting you here, huh? At the… sheriff’s office… where you… work…"
#agent lupin and black haha fuck me #now imagine stiles okay imagine his face when they introduce themselves with those names #and stiles is just like #seriously dude lupin and black #in what universe did you think that would work #fucking lupin and black you gotta be kidding me guys let me guess #you are here because of the animal attacks #I know right they are suspicious #almost WEREWOLF suspicious #did you come here looking for werewolves #which I know nothing about of course #this is a werewolf free zone yeah so you can go wave those fake badges somewhere else #lupin and black oh my god dad did you hear that they just straight up used names from harry potter #everyone knows harry potter dad #the only people in the universe who haven’t read or seen harry potter are the characters in harry potter #and that’s cause they lived them dad that’s cause they lived the harry potter#and the winchesters just kind of stare at stiles and the sheriff is like #stiles what—#but stiles shushes him and turns to the winchesters again all #lupin and black my ass get the hell out of here (via prettiestcaptain)
Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.
Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL
OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY
Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’.
aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.”
Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth
“Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…”
Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it.
OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE
I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.”
I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering”
I just used it to yell at Dickens about Tale of Two Cities, I am happy now
I typed in ‘hello other writers’ and Edgar Allen Poe changed it to ‘Hello secondary writers’
After I had been writing for a while Edgar suddenly deleted my last sentence and wrote “THE END.” rude son of a bitch
Every time I type “fuck” Shakespeare changes it to embrace
I typed in “I love you” and Poe changed it to “I loathe you”
8. the magic begins a scene you really wanted to be in the movies but wasn’t → career advice"Well, then, I am confused…I’m afraid I don’t quite understand how you can give Mr. Potter false hope that —"
"False hope?" repeated Professor McGonagall, still refusing to look round at Professor Umbridge. “He has achieved high marks in all his Defense Against the Dark Arts tests —"
"I am terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me —"
"I should have made my meaning plainer," said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. “He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher."
MINERVA YOU FUCKING QUEEN
EVERYONE BOW DOWN
i started a new game in skyrim and i think our horse took a wrong turn somewhere.
Shingeki no Kyojin, World War Z, and Pacific Rim share a common moral.
While my friend and I were out Ice fishing, his dog broke out of his house and got herself a job
I’m more curious if he has a partner, and it’s a dauchsund named Itchy.